Reason couple is deciding to move:
______More square footage
______Desperate for open concept kitchen
______I have no clue because current house is perfect
______Likes each other
______Hates each other
______If you can't be with the one you love, buy a bigger house in a higher status neighborhood.
______How do these couples have a $1 million budget?
______What about people buying houses for less than $200,000?
The couple freaks out at some point in the episode because:
______The appliances aren't amazing.
______The storage options aren't amazing.
______The en suite isn't amazing (Who says en suite?!)
______I told you I want to stay in my current neighborhood!
______There's no pool!
______Commute is too long.
______Only one and half bathrooms?
The researcher doing the coding gets angry or jealous or some combination thereof because:
_____How are you not blown away by that bathroom?
_____Do you really need marble?
_____I admit to wanting that fireplace.
____You keep talking about entertaining but the New York Times said people don't have parties anymore.
____You seem wicked entitled and annoying and why am I watching this?
____is mildly annoying.
____is super annoying.
____One person in this couple is alright.
__________________________________________ Loves it
__________________________________________ Lists it