1. Men buy boats so they have something to name.
2. "Oh Darling" is the best song on Supertramp's Breakfast in America album.
3. The Food Network should be renamed The Guy Fieri Network.
4. April is not the cruelest month.
I am scheduled to appear on a highly-rated program to debate these points.
When and what program, you ask?
I will keep you in suspense.