ALL CAPS HOT TAKE SO YOU KNOW IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG PLUS RUN ON SENTENCES FOR FULL EFFECT HEY PEPSI HERE'S THE THING IF YOU WANT TO USE A KARDASHIAN/JENNER TO MOVE PRODUCT THEN GOOD NEWS THEY'RE ON THE TELEVISION 24-7-365 I WISH IT WERE ONLY 365 BUT THEY'RE ON THE TELEVISION SCREEN 24-7-INFINITY SO HOW ABOUT SOME SUBTLE PRODUCT PLACEMENT INSTEAD OF WHATEVER THAT 30 SECOND SPOT WAS OR PURPORTED TO BE. I KNOW THIS IS EXHIBIT Z OF CAPITALISM BEING CAPITALISM BUT LISTEN SODA JERK WE CONSUMERS HAVE OUR LIMITS. TO ADD INSULT TO THIS HOT TAKE INJURY LET'S BE CLEAR THAT COKE > PEPSI BY A FACTOR OF BAZILLION.
PARAGRAPH #2 BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I SHOULD BE GRADING I CAN'T DENY WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT AND THE PEOPLE DEMAND HOT TAKES SO STOP READING DAVID BROOKS AND START READING TODD SCHOEPFLIN'S CREATIVE SOCIOLOGY BLOG AND HERE'S ANOTHER TAKE THE MORE YOU LISTEN TO WHITNEY THE MORE YOU REALIZE THAT WHITNEY SOUNDS LIKE BREAD I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT WHITNEY HOUSTON I'M TALKING ABOUT WHITNEY THE BAND FOR INSTANCE LISTEN TO THEIR SONG GOLDEN DAYS <-- HYPERLINK CAUSE I'M GOOD LIKE THAT THEN LISTEN TO ANY SONG BY BREAD AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN RETWEET INSTAGRAM ELLO MELLOW YELLOW PEACE OUT.
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