David Beckham is the Sexiest Man Alive. Plus, He Vacuums!

The cover celebrates David Beckham style masculinity. He's tough and tender. He's a romantic husband and devoted dad--on top of all that, he vacuums! So here's a question that will blow your mind. Is he the sexiest man alive and it's a bonus that he vacuums? Or, is he the sexiest man alive because he vacuums? Mind blown? On a petty note, I'm jealous of his hair.