Like guacamole using an unripe avocado. It didn't taste right.
What McDonald's has done to a hamburger. You get used to it. It passes for a hamburger.
The not hungry superstar with no chip on their shoulder. Showing up becomes enough.
It was Justin Timberlake's Pepsi version of what a Super Bowl show is supposed to be.
It was Pepsi. Sometimes you are thirsty and you drink what's on the menu.
JT was like a driver barely interested in his Monday morning commute.
It was like Dunkin' Donuts take on donuts.
It was a college professor not updating notes and just teaching what they've always taught and going through the motions.
Like being a rat in a cage without rage.
Like being in Weber's Iron Cage and saying hey this isn't so bad as long as I get paid.
His manner of dress was Bill Belichick-ian. Each man wore what they would be expected to wear. But the occasion calls for more.
This was soup out of a can.
A waffle from a box.
It was the meteorologist not believing their own forecast.
The car salesperson barely trying to sell a car.
This was Amazon Prime not delivering on time.
When kids go trick or treating on Halloween, they want the good candy.
This was not the good candy.
The end.
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