Tina and I have been married nine years. So that's something like 3000 nights together. I would guess we've gone to bed at the same time for 2750 of those nights. It's a rare night when we're in separate spaces before bedtime. Not feeling well, she went to bed to read for a bit before an early lights out. The kids were already settled in bed. That left me with myself. There's nothing on the television, so the only thing I could think to do is look up Oscar Gamble's career statistics. I've been meaning to do that. So I did and then wrote this little story. It won't win any awards. The end.